Showing posts with label Dave Barry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dave Barry. Show all posts

Monday, July 11, 2011

Dave Barry Goes to Spain...

...with a horde of 5th graders.  This naturally makes good comic material for his column from yesterday:


Recently I helped chaperone a group of fifth-graders on an educational school trip to Spain, a foreign country located in Europe. Our group consisted of four dads, 18 moms and approximately 27,000 children. There was no way to get an exact count: They move too fast.

Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/07/10/2305404/a-field-trip-to-spain.html#ixzz1Rpzf6uqh

Monday, November 26, 2007

Let the shopping begin!

Dave Barry's Holiday Gift Guide is out for those of you looking for something to entertain yourselves while you stay away from malls.

Thanks to Christina Dunigan for linking to this first.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Is Austin,TX going to the dogs?

This sounds like something you might see in Los Angeles:

New Condominium In Texas Features Country's First Ever Dog Toilet

May 3, 2007 10:28 p.m. EST

Nidhi Sharma - AHN Staff Writer

Austin, TX (AHN) - People who own a pet and plan to live in the upcoming luxurious 55-story condominium at Second Street and Congress Avenue in Austin, Texas, will have a complete floor dedicated to a dog park for walks and pet toilets.

Read more...

Only the most pampered of pooches will be living there though. This California-esque living comes at a California price. The condos start at $550,000 and go all the way up to 3.8 million.

Via Dave Barry

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Potty Humor

A bizarre story of an exploding airplane toilet. Those of us who enjoyed watching our high school chemistry teachers blow things up will appreciate it especially. I don't know if it is true or not (I do believe it is conceivable). I do know it gave me a good chuckle.

Naturally, I found this on Dave Barry's blog, which is probably the most complete collection of bizarre toilet stories (among other things) on the web.

Monday, February 12, 2007

New Mexico: Your Tax Dollars at Work

As Dave Barry so astutely notes, the topic of this news story could also be a good name for a rock band:

Talking Urinal Cakes!

I've always speculated that such things are merely inventions to help keep public restrooms tidier by providing a target. Not being male, I wouldn't know, myself. Now, New Mexico has added a new purpose.

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

Christmas Shoppers: Help is on the way!

Dave Barry's 2006 Gift Guide is here! The Miami Herald humor columnist offers his perspective on this season's most intriguing gift ideas from a motorized cooler on wheels, to personalized toilet paper ...



DAVE BARRY'S ANNUAL GIFT GUIDE

What's behind Santa's Ho-Ho-Ho


Holiday gift-giving is a tradition that dates back roughly 2,006 years, to when the Three Wise Men went to Bethlehem with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh for the Baby Jesus. Of course the next day the Virgin Mary returned these items for store credit, because she was a low-income mother with a newborn, and as the old saying goes, ''You can't diaper a baby with frankincense.''

But it was too late: The Three Wise Men had started a tradition. And in keeping with that tradition, this holiday season millions of people will spend billions of dollars to buy gifts that their friends and loved ones do not need.


Full article at MiamiHerald.com
Unfortunately, you will need to create a free account to view the entire article. :(

Another printing of this gift guide at the Star-Telegram