Dave Barry Goes to Spain...

...with a horde of 5th graders.  This naturally makes good comic material for his column from yesterday:

Recently I helped chaperone a group of fifth-graders on an educational school trip to Spain, a foreign country located in Europe. Our group consisted of four dads, 18 moms and approximately 27,000 children. There was no way to get an exact count: They move too fast.

Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/07/10/2305404/a-field-trip-to-spain.html#ixzz1Rpzf6uqh