One of the great things about living in a place with great biodiversity is that my inner child always has something to look at.
The downside is, my inner gardener always has something to be annoyed about.
Like weeds that grow visibly in only a few hours.
Or massive numbers of June bugs invading my yard, and leaving their ravenous spawn behind to kill my garden over the summer.
Maybe we should bring the fire ants back. Those would take care of part of the problem, anyway.
Or we could just let them kill the grass. Mowing and weeding a lawn is a pain, anyway.