...they make up their own.
Introducing Havidol (avafynetyme HCL)
The only prescription drug for Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Finally, a pill (or suppository) for "when more is not enough".
Don't forget to talk to your health care professional.
He or she could probably use the laugh.
Hat tip: David at Overturn RP65